If I was an astronaut, I'd be the Original Tangsta.
If I was a cook at a steakhouse, I'd be Optimus Prime Rib.
If I was a bricklayer, I'd be the Stack Daddy.
If I was alive in the 60s, I'd be Hippiepotamus.
If I was a porn star, I'd be Dildope.
If I was lesbian twin bodybuilders, I'd be the Scissor Lifts.
If I was a breastfeeding party, I'd be a Letdown Getdown.
If I was a flactuating Spartiate, I'd be Fartin Spartan.
If I was Violet or Leela, I'd be Children of the Corny.
If I was a blogger, what in the Sam Hill would my name be?!?!
They say a way to test the success of your kid's name is to imagine them as president. Well, that doesn't work with blog names. For some reason though, I imagine if William Shatner can pronounce your blog name and still sound cool as fuck, then you've hit the jackpot.
Dear God people, I need help naming this blog. The Shat could not pronounce "abozubgo" and he sure as crap would not sound cool saying it. Help me.