Alternatively titled: How to Fuck With Your Husband 101
Step 1: Purchase life-size Barbie.
Step 2: Give it to a 3 year old to adore.
Step 3: Almost shit your pants when, multiple times a day, you find the doll laying face down like a dead little person in random places throughout your house.
Step 4: Realize you could make your husband also almost shit his pants!
Step 5: After Husband goes to bed, strategically position life-size Barbie where he will least suspect her. Also, put a big ass knife in her hand. Barbie's out for blood. Or at least a little pee in his pants.
Step 6: Rinse and repeat.
(Sorry Joe, but this is going to be a running gag.)