PMS Day 2: Send evil bitch message to husband concluded with the sentence "Fuck you all," referring to himself and his two innocent daughters.
PMS Day 3: Bitch out co-workers before half of them even clock in, telling them all to "mind your own damn business for fuck's sake" and "stop being such a nosey fuck" and "yeah I do do what I want" (ha, doodoo). Eat cheese popcorn and donut for breakfast.
To say the least, having lady parts is an adventure.
Me at Costco at 2am.