An implantable chip that gives husbands the ability to put their socks in the proper dirty sock area
Dissolving window walls to all maxiumum air flow into the house on breezy days
Insta-grow walls to replace the dissolved walls when it starts to rain
Pre-potty trained newborns
Hovering houses (no more flooded basements!)
A second right arm attachment for painting my first right hand's fingernails, because I can't do shit with my left hand
Free blowjob machines
Anti-gravity pills so I can fly
A child-safe, safe-for-daily-use sleeping gas chamber
This little lovely was taken sraight from the Adult Onesie website...
P.S. I can't believe how many of these things already exist. And for those that don't, I would appreciate that the people stealing my ideas actually steal these ones.