Saturday, October 15, 2011

Ways to Die at The Maryland Zoo in Baltimore

Walk across this moving bridge when it moves a little too much.

Explore the dark bat cave on a cold rainy day when there's no one at the zoo to hear you screaming if an ax murderer is hiding behind a corner.

Suffocation by giant nutsack bird's nest.

Fatal case of goat herpes, or bleed out by bitten off tongue



  1. That bat cave looks fucking creepy! I wouldn't took my child inside.

  2. Usually it's really awesome, but there's also usually a lot more people in there and a lot less potential to be mauled.


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