Walk across this moving bridge when it moves a little too much.
Explore the dark bat cave on a cold rainy day when there's no one at the zoo to hear you screaming if an ax murderer is hiding behind a corner.
Suffocation by giant nutsack bird's nest.
Fatal case of goat herpes, or bleed out by bitten off tongue
Embarassment.
That bat cave looks fucking creepy! I wouldn't took my child inside.
ReplyDeleteUsually it's really awesome, but there's also usually a lot more people in there and a lot less potential to be mauled.
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